Someone from facebook reminded me of this funny outburst from an ROTC commandant.
GED DEM IT CADET!!!
I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO IT!
NOW YOU DID IT!
NOW, LOOK AT!!!
Which also reminds me of Putol… the war torn commandant that ruled the LB ROTC with an iron hand (wala ngang ‘s’ kasi putol nga eh ang kulit).
YOU! YOU! YOU! THE BOTH OF YOU THREE!!!
INTO MY OFFICE AY ES AY FEE!!!
And here’s another from an STP Coordinator. Sarap bugbugin ng engot na ito.
ANO BA KAYO! ANG IINGAY NINYO! PARA KAYONG MGA BATANG STREET CHILDREN!
A professor to a student.. Bwahahahaha!!!
KAHIT MAGPAKAMATAY KA PA DI MO MASASAGOT YANG PROBLEM SET NA DAHIL PANG-157 (PHY CHEM II) YAN!
An instructor to a class… sa Humanities building ata ito…
I DON’T GIVE SURPRISE LONG EXAMS. ALL EXAMS ARE ANNOUNCED. HALIMBAWA, “CLASS MAGEEXAM TAYO… NGAYON NA!!!“
Here’s another one. Nak namputcha o…
SIR DE JESUS: “CLASS, NEXT WEEK NA LANG UNG RESULT SA EXAM NIO, I AM HAVING A HARD TIME CHECKING IT. I WILL SEEK FIRST THE DIVINE GUIDANCE ON WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT. CLASS DONT WORRY ABOUT UR GRADE. LET ME WORRY ABOUT IT.”
And another one… from some of the sexually suppressed,
“THE AIM OF POLICY MAKING IS TO INVOKE ACTION! BECAUSE ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS! YOU DO NOT JUST SAY I LOVE YOU. YOU SAY: IF YOU LOVE ME, ENTER
ME! ” -DR. ALFONSO PACQUING
This one was sent to me. During Valentines day daw… Nakakaaliw tong hinayupak na ito.
(VALENTINES DAY)
“ANO BA YAN? STUDENTS BA KAYO NG UP? BAKIT ANG BABABA NG SCORES NIYO? SIGURO WALA KAYONG DATE NGAYONG VALENTINES KAYA GANITO KAYO. LOSERS!!! WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I HAD A DATE. HINDI BA NAAPEKTUHAN NG UP FAIR EUPHORIA NG GRADES NIYO? PARANG DI KAYO MASAYA…”
(SABAY MATCHING TAPON NG QUIZZES SA SAHIG)
“I WON’T RECORD THIS. GO FIND A DATE.”
(SABAY WALK OUT.) - SIR DOLIENTE,BA.
Mabuhay si Climacosa!!! Alangan namang sa hangin o sa lupa… leche!
OKAY, CLASS, YOUR ASSIGNMENT TODAY: GIVEN THE VARIABLES ON THE BOARD, CALCULATE THE VECTOR OF THIS SQUID UNDERWATER. – PROF. CLIMACOSA
From a CMSC Professor…
I HATE REPEATING MYSELF… I HATE REPEATING MYSELF.
This one I personally heard from a blockmate when asked by the chem instructor.
INSTRUCTOR: NOW WHERE IS THE COPPER?
BLOCKMATE: ABA MALAY KO SIR. NANDIDIYAN LANG IYON KANINA. PROMISE!!!
First day of class. Hayop! Hyuk! Hyuk! Hyuk!
PROF GOLDIE LIM, COMM II, CIRCA 1998 – “LAST SEM WAS THE FIRST TIME THAT I GAVE A GRADE OF 5, AND IT FELT GOOD!!!”
If you know of any other quotable quotes… pakidagdag na lang sa comments… append ko lang ay es ay fee…
~:-)